I know that guys are turned on by looks, so:
And, I know that girls are turned on more by intellect and mystery, so here's one for the ladies:
See you guys really soon :)
"I've got so many clothes, I keep some at my Aunt's house"
" When I had you to myself
I didn't want you around
Those pretty faces always made you
Stand out in a crowd "
"Love and marriage, love and marriage, they go together like a horse and carriage"
Why shouldn't the GP, faced with an aimless, purposeless, depressed patient, not inquire "Are you reading enough?"