Tuesday, 10 May 2011

Too many clothes; not enough space...

My girlfriend recently moved in with me. She brought with her several square kilometres* of absolute junk. She doesn't agree that it is junk, though. She says it is "clothes, jewellery, make-up and pretty-things."
Whatever it is, the fact of the matter is that there is just not enough room for it all. I love her and everything, but no man should have to put up with this amount of crap in his house.

So, I began to look for solutions, and it turns out that this problem is one which has troubled philosophers such as Socrates and Plato, right through to Descartes and Bentham; and one which continues to bewilder 21st century thinkers such as Brian Cox and Richard Dawkins.

I think I might have found the answer, though. A young scholar named Tinie Tempah (seen below) writes:

"I've got so many clothes, I keep some at my Aunt's house"

Hopefully this is a piece of advice that my girlfriend will be willing to adhere to because the current arrangement of girly-crap all over my beloved bachelor-pad is unsustainable. Does anybody else have this problem?

*kilometres are what British people call 'kilometers'
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41 comments:

  1. phosports10 May 2011 at 03:04

    haha, bachelor-pad.
    girls always have a lot of stuff

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  2. Simon black10 May 2011 at 03:26

    lol, have too agree on that one girls always have alot of stuff.

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  3. Alex10 May 2011 at 03:54

    dont have any personal experience with this. but i hope it works out for you

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  4. King Elysium10 May 2011 at 04:04

    I'm supposed to move in with mine within the next year..hope she doesnt have a lot of clothes and junk as well..

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  5. Anonymous10 May 2011 at 05:57

    My ex moved out and I have wayyyy too much room now.

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  6. mindlessfrk10 May 2011 at 06:00

    I get you man, my girlfriend has A LOT of crap to, you can't even walk on her room in the end of the week because there's no room left from all those stuff.

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  7. brn10 May 2011 at 06:04

    "She says it is "clothes, jewellery, make-up and pretty-things."" lol'd
    moving on with girlfriend might be very though. i have no experience with that, though.

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  8. Dejch10 May 2011 at 06:04

    Well girls are all the same :D

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  9. baka123610 May 2011 at 07:56

    man i'm glad my girlfriend doesn't have too many clothes.

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  10. Spartan09410 May 2011 at 07:58

    Buy a garbage compacter?

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  11. DubbaDeeDoo10 May 2011 at 08:29

    Hopefully she doesn't end up being one of those hoarders you see on TV. ><

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  12. BluRayBoy10 May 2011 at 08:58

    Lol funny how you didn't even consider that she might have tons of clothes and jewelery.

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  13. Unknown10 May 2011 at 08:59

    When a guy and a girl share a closet, the guy is actually just sharing what space the girl does not use.

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  14. Anonymous10 May 2011 at 10:38

    What a hipster.

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  15. Ponderer10 May 2011 at 10:45

    Oh dear, I'll never understand the massive amounts of clothing females often have!

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  16. sewingincircles10 May 2011 at 10:58

    I've had girls move in and I've never had a problem.

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  17. AllenTesch10 May 2011 at 11:41

    kilometres of junk. That's funny.

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  18. Pony10 May 2011 at 11:50

    Hahaha, I'm going to have this problem so keep updating on how it goes. I swear my girlfriend has two rooms full of clothes.

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  19. Rich10 May 2011 at 11:58

    one blouse at the bottom of every trash can... it's a start. :)

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  20. Born_Disturbed10 May 2011 at 12:35

    Tell her to rent a storage unit for all her crap, she gets one average sized drawer in the apartment :D

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  21. Gambling Degenerate10 May 2011 at 12:50

    girls are stupid, get used to it

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  22. J.R.10 May 2011 at 13:22

    girls are pack rats. always gotta keep their old junk "just in case" they might need it later

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  23. Copyboy10 May 2011 at 13:58

    I do, it's called marriage.

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  24. Anonymous10 May 2011 at 13:59

    Tell her Einstein wore the same clothes everyday, so if she wants to be cool like him she should do the same.

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  25. Marc D10 May 2011 at 14:07

    I love Tinie Tempah!

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  26. pixel10 May 2011 at 14:07

    get her some of those vaccum bag things

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  27. PackScoot10 May 2011 at 14:32

    wish i had more clothes, stupid hipster :@!

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  28. lasewun10 May 2011 at 15:02

    Make a room into a walk wardrobe, if she hasn't loved you with all her heart, she will then.

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  29. Jesse Crows10 May 2011 at 16:58

    i have the exact opposite problem hehe

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  30. Armagedda10 May 2011 at 17:24

    get some of those vac bags dude and when shes not there just throw some of the crap out and pretend its in a vac bag, by the time you go back and open them all up she'll probably forgotten she ever owned said item.

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  31. i am sam10 May 2011 at 18:25

    My girlfriend has way to many items of clothes as well. :S

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  32. alfred smith10 May 2011 at 18:51

    I have this issue. I just let her have the entire closet and the drawers and keep all my clothes in a single hamper.

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  33. Jetah10 May 2011 at 20:28

    I definitely can empathize with your situation! I detest having clutter all over the place, yet am subject to it pretty frequently. Buy her Hoarders Best Moments for her birthday and maybe she will turn around. :)

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  34. Bart10 May 2011 at 21:16

    time to give some away no?

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  35. Anonymous11 May 2011 at 01:07

    Another answer is "listen you b****, you better get your sh*** out of here! or make me a s*******"

    She'll dump you, but it'll be funny :)

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  36. ruinz11 May 2011 at 02:18

    you poor poor man no more bachelor pad
    How to Hack Life.

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  37. Dav0h11 May 2011 at 03:24

    When I moved in with my girlfriend, we have 3 closets in our apartment. She uses up 2 whole ones (one walk in and one is still a pretty big closet) and half of my tiny closet.

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  38. Anonymous11 May 2011 at 04:30

    good story mate

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  39. FunkyDuckman12 May 2011 at 11:19

    I don't keep a lot of stuff, anything I dont wear all the time gets donated or something. I'm not much for clutter =p

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  40. Pappa Püllï12 May 2011 at 12:25

    I know this, i already have the same problem in my closet.

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  41. Atley16 May 2011 at 11:49

    the only thing i have too much of is sox, and thats because i use 3 pair a day.

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