Please accept my sincerest apologies...

I am having the busiest week EVER. And as such, I haven't been able to find much time to blog. So I am going to aim for the lowest common denominator and post eye-candy.

I know that guys are turned on by looks, so:

And, I know that girls are turned on more by intellect and mystery, so here's one for the ladies:

See you guys really soon :)

Men are from mars, women are from venus

I think that the difference between men and women is never more apparent than when faced with the task of buying gifts.

Whilst buying gifts for my mother, or girlfriend, or 'girl-pals' requires weeks or forethought and planning, buying gifts for guys is a much simpler affair. For instance, here in the UK, father's day is coming up. It's still over a week away and I hadn't even thought about what I am going to get him but I stumbled across something in the shops today which I immediately knew was the perfect gift.

It was.... drumroll... a 3.5kg jar of pickled onions.

Straight away I knew it was perfect. I'll let you know what he thinks next week. :D

Grown-ups wearing 'funny' t-shirts!

Recently, I saw a guy wearing a t-shirt which proclaimed that during his participation in the 'Sex Olympics', he emerged as the U.K. champion. Now, clearly this is intended to humourously imply that he is good at sex. But I think it fails to do so because the olympic games are an international event. So to be the U.K. champion is not actually that much of an achievement. It's like saying, "I'm good at sex... but not that good".

Now this might be funny to a somebody below the age of 16... but for a grown man to be wearing it, in what was quite a fancy bar, strikes me as slightly pathetic.

It's not the only example of an ill-advised 'witty' t-shirt I've seen. I used to know a guy who wore this beauty on a tshirt:

I don't even.

I also cringe whenever I see "FBI: Female Body Inspector" t-shirts.

Have you seen any 'funny' vêtements?

Laziness and Lethargy: my first love!

Today for the first time in a long time, I have the house to myself. This is a rare occurrence these days and so I am going to make the most of it by walking around my house in a state of semi-undress and generally doing NOTHING! :)

Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaah. This also means that my blogging might be cut short due to